the meaning of news is to inform the peaple

but if their arent any other peaple to inform what is news for

to inform oneself of events even though tecnically your not informing yourself due to the fact that you already know it

well that doesnt make it news, that just makes it a reminder.

so without other peaple to inform news cant really exist.

and then again if news is informing someone of something then isnt he or she learning about that somthing.

and if informing someone of something which is news is also the same as learning about something... doesnt that mean that learning cant exist.

and if learning cant exist, niether can knowlede... to a dregree of course, you can learn common sense, but all other objects of knowledge wouldnt exist.

they wouldnt exist because it would all require human input, such as riding a bike. it required a person to make the bike didnt it.

it also required a person to write all the literature we read from to learn.

of course theres probably some person reading this. or not. or maybe thy are, or maybe there never was. thinking why could they just make a bike or write a book.

well first of all someone invented the bike and so forth peaple learned how he made it and if their werent other peaple then those peaple who made them didnt exist and niether did the inventer

hensesforth you couldnt make a bike for the idea was never thought up.

same goes for literature, someone had to invent a language. and im sure your thinking that you could invent your own. but you couldnt, because the idea would never exist.

and the idea would never exist, because there wouldnt be other peaple

and because there would be no other peaple, there wouldnt be any language.

because thats what a language is, a tool to comunicate with otrher peaple, or animals, whichever bit of madness you lurk in i guess decides that

and last but not least, if you do manage to make something that aids you in anyway without other peaple with sticks and leaves, guess what, that still has nothing to do with the subject of news obviously, your just inventing. and you cant tell others of your invention because theres no news

and thats because theres no other peaple!

lay that one on your mind and let it soak. haa haa haaa!!!

I am the prince of madness. or not, or maybe i am. i guess it depends on you perception of madness,or not, or maybe so. BOING